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 Enviar a email | My Bubblicious Diploma en artistas |  Por Wednesday Sreda
el 12-Sep-2008 | You may not know this (actually, since my 4 readers are friends, you do), but I'm an illustrator. I graduated like ten minutes ago, sometime in August, and finished the career in... February. Right after that, I enrolled in Journalism school, to complete all of what I wanted as my formal education.
This happens:
You see, the place where I studied design, is one of the two (read it right, two, 2, dos, zwei, TWO) design academies in my hometown that are renowned as great schools. But since my country still has some problems advancing into the freaking FUTURE, we still don't grant all-art schools with the power to give out REAL titles. That means, I have a pretty diploma, but it isn't worth shit here, or anywhere in the world, as proof that I studied anything. I could have printed it out at home and it would still have the same value; it proves nothing and the Ministry of Education recognizes nothing but its equality of worth with candy wrappers.
So.
Problem Number One: I busted my ass off for three and a half years of my life to earn a degree that's worth shit; whereas I know I'm well educated and I wouldn't have done anything differently, it's not just A paper, it is THE paper that could tell the world that I DID DO SOMETHING.
So I went to sign myself in for second semester, but when I saw the classes I had to take, I noticed this one called "Graphic Arts". Naturally, I expected them to allow me not to take it, since I already devoted myself to graphic arts and they're my life _already_. I wouldn't be needing whatever they can teach me.
I tried to make that happen.
This is what they told me about the magical system that moves education:
My current university is a private institution. They are therefore, not lawfully authorized to recognize any previous education a student may have received from another private institution, without the certification of said education by a public state institution (like UCV, for instance).
So:
Second problem: This is what I'd have to do:
1.- Go against the mighty forces of my government and somehow get my degree recognized. As I hear, that means choking and drowing in bureaucracy for long enough periods of time as to drive you totally insane. I'll be sure to always bring a bag of cookies, no bra and that top I haven't worn yet because I'm sure my boobs will come jumping straight out at any moment. In case it's ladies, I'll be sure to bring my nail polish, and my worst baddest badass attitude, because there's no other way around those ladies; they only respond to rudeness and threats of beatings.
2.- After getting my degree recognized by the state, I'd have to go to a public college and get them to recognize that I studied design. Considering they'd acknowledge design as a proper career, which I've been told (by directives in one of those universities, mind you, not by the next drunk dude) that they tend not to do, I'd still have to wait what I'm sure would be a painful, heartbreaking fucking century to get my "stamp". Because I'm sure it's printing out a template, signing it and putting on it a pretty little stamp. It's the usual process.
3.- After that, go to my current college, and spend ten minutes there, while they stamp, sign, and throw your stamped, signed paper along with a copy of your stamped, signed template; one of your stamped, signed degree and one of your curiously, also stamped and signed ID, onto a pile of paper that I'm SURE no one has touched for the last couple of years.
4.- Keep in mind I was asked to return on the 25th sept-3rd oct for enrolling, so I have like less than TWO WEEKS to complete this process.
My magical very thought-through conclusion: I'll fucking take the subject.
It is, after all, sitting down, not listen, copy the guy's guide, and just vomit back what he said. I don't say this of all my professors, mind you.... just of the ones I KNOW are talking bullshit. Like the guy last year who said animals can't communicate... Yeah, what-fucking-ever, I obviously can't trust you to teach me shit, so I'm just gonna write in this pretty paper what you want me to say, and leave it at that.
I will give the guy a try. Just that every single one of his former students already told me that he teaches fucking NOTHING. So I'll cope.
Yes.
I'll cope.
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